i need a flip phone immediatly

i want to cook meth part 2

 its like a whole camping trip in the rv and u doin cool ass science shit and theres always some fire music playin 

i wanna make meth

 not 4 smoking it just looks fun

FUCK U SKYLAR

 this bitch tryna sabotage walta juniur wit the skinny jeans

 

who the fuk vandalized my bench

 

they take away my music for dumfuck corporate profits fuck the ceo mindset

 

flip fone is a upgrade when u livin in the woods

 

Mika st-jean, the first female president

hello officer

 

WHO IS THERE

 

consider starbucks colonized

i like wearing sunglasses and watching people

 

Yeung Chi Hung FLAT B5 17 F BLOCK B, 20 30 TAI CHUNG KIU ROAD GARDEN RIVERA SHA TIN NEW TERRITORIES 852 Hong Kong

 

y the china man censoring da media CUT DAT SHIT OUT!!!!!!

 Guys boobytrap can't be contained and we need to devise a plan. his primitive logistics r a problem nicolas lives in flintstone world and he will grow and taint the water supply that how covid started last time. anas say fuck [REDACTED]

"me no do that"

- [REDACTED]

lately i been i been thinkin i wan u to be happier i want u to be happier

live update:

the news don't change. real is real.

if u havent heard [REDACTED] want to go home to play with himself shut the the fuck uop [REDACTED] he want to go gona go "train" (stretch ass)

[REDACTED] sayin he finna go thailand as if he aint qui the tails

gerorge just now: im gonna go so small on this

mat b thoughts: that what [REDACTED] say to the girl(boy) before freaky time to hype up the situation

"im bouta go so small on this"

smelly indian needa attend his booty streching seminar, the cycle continues

[REDACTED] chin just doubles before my eyes, his chin doubles my life flashed

fun fact: big pork lady kinda into rory

"rory stinky gut oily chin mona gropped nicolas she scared of him [REDACTED] seminar are secret buttfucks [REDACTED] booty acidity is unbalanced"

-anas

grown emo man spotted baldie weewee tinglin

anas is very persuasive

lil peenee hairline b like

Dopamine Terrorist

da blog is my 9 to 5

 

I HAVE COPYRIGHT ON THE WORD ROACHED I INVENTED DAT SHIT

 

if u ever use it make sure 2 say copyright mat b IMEDIATLY

1 time i sent dis 2 the white house, i wonder if joe biden roached ass heard the news

 Rory micheal turner is very FUCKing round today and im scared his circular physiology poses a cockroach ass threat to the worlds obesity average. HIDE THE FUCKING LASAGNA. i wont ask twice. thrice. loic eats the rice. two pounds will suffice.

ummmmm lemme get aaa

lemme get a numba 12 

witha large FUCKING coke

would you like fires or onion rings young man

lemme get some fries 

ok pull up to the window thatll be 12.99

thanks honey

class what morals did we learn

mme goyette cant handle when a gangsta chillin in da class

sincerly,

 the roaches

 

I DONT EVEN VAPE

 

THIS IS A GANGSTA MOMENT IN TIME

  GET THE FUCK AWAY!!!!

im sorry Jagmeet Singh it wont happen again

THIS IS A GANSTA MOMENT IN TIME

 GET THE FUCK AWAY!!!!

 

 

 

i go 2 carlingwood mall and the old people r like

 

fuk off!!!

cannabis headquarters

the first blak man on a snowboard

 

 

demoted 2 the short bus

2025 MAT B ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

 

 my dog

 the limpest bizkit brings tears to my eyes

 moment of silence 4 rob

 Shout out doctor Rob

oops i drop my pants

 hello