mother goose and nipple boy: wow dis zyn got me buzzin
Mat B: 

DAY 1

 i broke the fire hydrant

CONFESSION 3: WHISTLEBLOWER

 DO NOT TELL ANYONE I AM WRITING THIS

recently i made mention of an ominous group known as WPS

rumors have circulated about this groups legitimacy and their ties to certain political controversies

THE TRUTH

I HOLD INSIDE INFORMATION ON THIS GROUP AND  HOW VERY REAL THEYR ACTIVITIES ARE

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: WALL PISSING SOCIETY

they are real. they are dangerous. and they have vandalized many bathrooms, yours could be next

SUSPECTED MEMBERS:

- SENSEI DICKWEED

- FAT BOY R

- ABOS SON

this group is likely connected to the pav bathroom floodings of 2024-2025

i will continue to document my investigation in the coming months.

but do i show the blog to my friends at work?

 

they r all like 30 and above, i dont think they would get it

i have access to the intercom at rona

 it would be so easy

they would never catch me

can i get sensei dickweed to aisle 12

thats raian by the way

i like this new writing style i feel like im writing a poem

i wrote a poem about yoda in 6th grade

i want to play golf but i dont want to do any golfing

 gayest photo ive ever seen 

something big in the works and also in my pants

 its my penis by the way

me when i smoke crack

 

CONFESSION

 a brief history of the 3rd floor bathroom

in primary i would wet toilet paper and throw it on the roof (tyson know waassup) that shit sticks and splat fuckin everywhere

it looks fucking like this

in maybe 10 grade i was doing this shit everyday and i was teaching it to everyone for like no reason but it was seriusly getting out of hand (third floor bathroom= demon time) that shit was everywhere it was crazy the whole wall was covered and 1 time i walk in for my usual activities but tout a coup the fucking teachers are their and they r PISSED, they were talking about "when we catch who ever the fuck is doing this im gonna kill the bitch" shit wwas serious, they were ranting like shit and wanted all the smoke. little did they know i was right there pissin in the urinal hidden in plain sight in that moment i realised that my consequences have actions on the  janitors  and so i retired. 

why do i confess on the blog? to lift the weight of my sins from my shoudlers? so everyone thinks im a cool dude rebelious anus? who knows.

this is like 30% of that bathrooms history

dont even get me started on WPS, if u know u know

Mat b now: im exited for school to start

 mat b in 2 months: im going to hang myself in the third floor bathroom

i intentionally didnt make that a link to see how manye people tried to click it

 the answer is 4

i was 2 of them

https://creedthoughtsgov.com/july-5-2007/

 

paul blart would have had things unde control in a day or 2

 

 

 

IT WORKS

 THIS IS AN EXELLENT DAY FOR COOL SHIT (blog weed money alcoholn    nicotine caffeine and da ladies) 

I chose the happy song

https://chatgpt.com/

i pride myself on my everything

FUCK CORPORATE: IM ADDING MUSIC TO THIS WEBSITE

in the near future

im  too tired and faded right now

and i need to decide what the music will b

maybeeeeee something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHK9usHwxSs

cuz its 10 whole minutes 

MAybe ill pick something weird

like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng6dLJwWBbY

i love listening to music with weed i feel like i hear every instrument

fat boy made me film him for tiktok maybe we wll be famous

maybe ill put some gangsta music

tube.com/watch?v=VVuQp14fy20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe431Pej8uo

SLeep time is over, im here for buisness'

mat b diary: me and fat boy were gonna go to mother gooses and barbecue some shit and have a couple beers but he said no - we were totally inviting ourselves over so it was reasonable. Trailer park boys r coming to ottawa, crazy news for mat b and fat boy. i will be getting a picture with the one and only randy bobandy.