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 BOSSMAN

paulies hair makes me so fucking mad

 like fuck you what the fuck even is that

he is the boss beceause he has the most balanced fat to bald ratio

 

rory is liver king

 "bro im deadass primal"

he big , he hairy, and  he eat weird shit!

how rory met melina:

 

one day if im ballin i will wear a big fur coat

 it would not be a regular thing but it would happen more than once

what happens if you fill a bong with milk

 i am not finding out

double it and give it to the next person

 

i leave the house with 4 cigs and half a joint and i come back with a smile

this did not happen today

i love the sopranos exept when im watching it

 

CIGARETTES

 3 is the magic number

but mat b can handle 4!

if someone asked me to prove it i could not back that up 

 

BIG DAY

9:30AM: BALLIN

9:30PM: DRUNKEST PERSON I EVER SEEN IN MY LI  FE

GOOSE EMERGENCY

weforgot him on the  table !

 liquor belly

HE IS RISEN

when i saw the goose come back to life it was like witnessing an event from the bible in real time, everything dark from the crowd exept the lights in his face make it look like a religious painting exept its my own eyes

the ENTIRE party when the goose came back:

WELCOME BACK SENSEI WU 

NICOLAS DRANK PISS!

FOR REAL!

WITH THE MISSUSROBERT SHED HOTBOX GANGAM STYLE

SMOKE BREAK WITH THE LORAX!

the lorax was not having a good time

ok dude what the flip

medical profesional checking the pulse (long gone)

renaisaance paintings: